Who can’t score? Who was worried? And who hit the spot? Which of these football teams has not scored a goal in more than 600 minutes of action? Bayern Munich Barcelona Real Madrid Monaco The circus troupe Cirque du Soleil are producing a new show about which athlete? Tiger Woods Rafa Nadal Lionel Messi Conor McGregor Riyad Mahrez hit one of the worst penalties in Premier League history on Sunday. Which of these players never missed a penalty in the league? Yaya Touré Matt le Tissier Thierry Henry Danny Murphy This trophy was stolen this week. Who did it belong to? Thomas Bjorn Geraint Thomas Javi Gracia Mo Farah The last time England played Croatia, in the World Cup semi-final, there were 78,000 fans in the stadium. How many will attend their game on Friday night? None 1,966 90,000 130,000 Why did Dulwich Hamlet goalkeeper Preston Edwards start panicking during a match this week? Midway through the first half he realised he wasn’t wearing gloves It was announced over the Tannoy that his car was going to be towed He went out to play without wearing his contact lenses He had his phone in his pocket and it started ringing The Benin Football Federation has set up a committee to come up with a new nickname. What are they called at the minute? The Bengaboys The Squirrels The Carpetmen The Candy Stripes Croatia have played one competitive match since the World Cup final. What was the score in that game? They won 7-0 They lost 6-0 They drew 5-5 They won 4-2 Warrington will play in the Super League Grand Final on Saturday. How have their last two finals gone? They lost them both to Wigan They lost them both without scoring a point They won them both by the same 40-0 scoreline They lost them both to Leeds Rhinos At which defunct stadium did Warrington win their last title, in 1955? (Clue: the final is taking place nearby this weekend) Boleyn Ground Highbury Maine Road Ninian Park Italy played Ukraine this week. Which two Serie A title winners were in charge of the teams? Antonio Conte and Andriy Voronin Roberto Mancini and Andriy Shevchenko Luigi Di Biagio and Serhiy Rebrov Carlo Ancelotti and Ruslan Rotan 2 and above. Ah well. At least you gave it a go. Have a great weekend 3 and above. Ah well. At least you gave it a go. Have a great weekend 4 and above. A decent performance. Have a great weekend 5 and above. A fine performance. Have a great weekend 6 and above. A fine performance. Have a great weekend 7 and above. Fantastic work. Have a great weekend 8 and above. Fantastic work. Have a great weekend 9 and above. Fantastic work. Have a great weekend 10 and above. Perfection. Have a great weekend 11 and above. Perfection. Have a great weekend 0 and above. Ah well. At least you gave it a go. Have a great weekend 1 and above. Ah well. At least you gave it a go. Have a great weekend Continue reading... |